cleptard
someone of the criminal persuasion who is distinctly lacking in light-fingered talent
the opposite of michael jacksons “smooth criminal”
the guy i watched steal a packet of biscuits… and run into a lamp post is a cleptard.
a person that steals over and over and gets caught and doesn’t care just for a free meal in the slammer!
chris you ended up in jail on christmas eve you cleptard!
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