Cleptoholic


1) someone who is addicted to stealing.

2) someone who is addicted to cleptohol.
1) dude, you stole another bottle from that party? you’re a d-mn cleptoholic!

2) mike: dude i drank so much last night.
nick: you’re a d-mn cleptoholic!

Read Also:

  • Clerting

    when two lesbian women go vaj to vaj on an old, rusty, pipe. once one girl has to take a sh-t, she shoves the pipe up her -ss, sh-ts through the pipe, and into the other girls mouth. dude, last night i jerked off to this lesbian p-rn. they were clerting! i f-cking j-zzed all […]

  • slapajap

    to slap a j-panese person straight across the face. american: this is for pearl harbour! (american slapaj-ps’s j-panese taxi driver) j-panese: ow american: haha you got slapaj-ped!

  • Disorient

    international art collective consisting of s-xy f-cking house music, bright and blingy blinky art, and m-ssive air-filled sculptures. the prevailing style is ultra-heavy glamtech deluxe. i was at a disorient party last night and now my life will never be the same.

  • dissibblerwobbler

    a very fat disabled person. “look at that minging dissibblerwobbler!”

  • format music

    music that sounds similar to other pop music. further seems forever is a perfect example of format music


Disclaimer: Cleptoholic definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.