Cleveland Bolo-Tie
this is a s-xual act. it is performaned when man sits on the womans, tucks his b-lls under his chin and then allows the p-n-s to lay all the way down her chest to, at least, her naval.
this act can only be performed by men who have extremely generous of legth and limited girth.
“i met this girl name sally at a rodeo. sally said she liked my tie and wished she could have one just like it. we then went to the bedroom, took our clothes off and i gave her a tie alright: a cleveland bolo-tie, that is. she had a little trouble breathing while i sat on her face, but the pictures were priceless.”
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