Cleveland Coconut
get a coconut and have the girl break it open for you. have the girl jerk your d-ck off with one hand, while one finger on the other hand is just chilling in your -sshole. you then j-zz into the coconut water (keep in mind she is fingering your -sshole the whole time). after j-zzing into the coconut water, she puts the finger that was in your -sshole in the coconut, mixes the coconut water and j-zz with her sh-tty finger, and then drinks the coconut water.
noah, how is your new girlfriend?
she is really good. she gave me a cleveland coconut behind the arby’s.
man, that’s super sweet!
she also let me b-tter munch her!
no way! is that it?
afterwards, she watched me and matt rejerkulate behind the arby’s
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