cleveland lapdance
when you’re drunk at the t-tty bar and you suddenly realize that you’re in cleveland, and the b-tch in your lap is really a man!!
“hey, i’m going to cleveland this weekend”
“just don’t let anything with a moustache near your lap…. you don’t one of them cleveland lapdances, no sir, you do not!”
when you are engaged in -n-l s-x in a seated position, usually your father or employer’s car, you pull out and your partner sp-ckles your lap and the car with blown mud.
dude, last night i was banging my girl in the -ss in my dad’s car. i pulled out and she gave me a cleveland lapdance.
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