click monkey


a person or persons who organize flame or spam wars upon a website that has somehow offended their point of view.

a click monkey’s ultimate objective is to shut down a site’s server(s) by inundating it by quick and repeated log-ons (thereby clicking “enter” and “exit” in such a mindless fashion that “…a monkey could do it.”
man, those “lost” fans didn’t like what that blog said about evengeline, so they kept flaming it with hits. they totally organized the click monkeys, and shut ’em down!

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