cliffnotes
“i got the cliffnotes.” noun. used to brush people off during a potentially long-winded story or explanation of current events.
when someone is talking or telling you a story and you don’t want to hear it, say “thanks but i have the cliffnotes,” to shut them up. this works in many ways, like if someone asks if you’ve seen a movie, etc., you can say you have the cliffnotes (to the movie). you can experiment and enjoy p-ssing people off.
the portion of a wikipedia entry above the ‘contents’ box.
bob: what the heck is a ‘shaka’?
joe: i don’t know. did you read the cliff notes?
bob: joe, are you high? there’s no cliff notes for hand signals.
joe: i am high, but you can get the cliff notes for anything by reading whatever is above the ‘contents’ box for its wikipedia entry.
bob: o_o
joe: the more you know, bob. the more you know.
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