Clim
the thinnest part of the shaft of the p-n-s that often chafes after excessive masturbation.
“sh-t, i jacked off three times today and my clim ripped.”
“she grabbed me by the skin of my clim and showed me the time of my life.”
a pr-nounceable version of clm, a “career limiting move”, or a “career limiting maneuver”. a momentary mistake that may have cost you a better life.
showing up drunk at the office party and photo-copying my d-ck was a serious clim at that job.
clim is another word for c-m.
“that guy climmed all over my face”
“he shot off a wad of clim and it hit the wall”
cat lady in making. a girl who decorates and wears cat stuff and h-llo kitty items. she has multiple stuffed animals and may already have acquired one or more stray cats. her furniture is already scratched from cats and she has a cat box in her bathroom. they tend to wear large sweatshirts and have begun to isolate themselves from too much human contact.
i didn’t realize stacy has become a clim. she just adopted 2 new kittens and showed up at the dinner party with a weird cat sweater.
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