climbing the stairs
when a professional sportsman is injured during a s-x act where he is snorting cocaine off his lovers back while giving her -n-l on a stair case and the bannister breaks leading to an injury. he then simply says “i was climbing the stairs and fell’ in a way to explain his injuries.
i was climbing the stairs and now my p-n-s is broken.
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