clingationship
when one partner ‘clings’ onto another in the relationship. at this stage, it would be wise to get the f-ck out of it.
playa 1: yo dude, this chick that i’ve been datin’ for a few weeks is becoming a pain in the -ss. i can’t stand her insecurity and emotional calls of distress anymore!
playa 2: dawg, you are in a clingationship. better dump her while you can!
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