clingbo


a clingbo is a stage five clinger who has the looks of the worlds most infamous hobbit, bilbo baggins. although having intercourse with a clingbo requires minimal game, regrets soon follow. the clingy nature of a clingbo is only surp-ssed by its hairy hideousness.
1.) wow, that clingbo was such a hairy b-tch… how much did i drink last night to stick my d-ck in that?

2.) stephanie, you are such a clingbo. that must be why you have such a long face.

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