Clinging Fuck
this one ‘friend’ who everyone has, that has nothing profund, interesting, or funny to say, that follows you and your friends around generally spewing pointless, boring, stupid, bullcr-p, and though you ignore him this clinging f-ck persists in trying to engage in your social endeavours as if anyone gave a f-ck. though you shout at this d-ck and tell him to f-ck off and hang out with the other crayon cl-ss kids, he’ll go off crying and come back to apologize to you, but then continue to be a clinging f-ck. everybody knows one of these -sshats, but. if you don’t…
it’s you!
clinging f-ck: hey i saw a cat earlier. cats are like little tigers. hahahaha!
human: stay the h-ll away from me! you understand? stay away unless you want your lungs where your mouth used to be and your teeth embedded in your b-lls!
clinging f-ck: haha, you always joke around!
human: -commits suicide-
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