Clinton, IA


a little town that thinks it’s a big one. has the highest murder rate per capita in the country. located on the mississippi river. commonly referred to as the pimple on the nose of iowa. it is part ashford university and part adm. and is the recent home to flavor flav’s chicken restaurant (yes the same flavor flav from the vh1 show flavor of love).
clinton, ia is definitely not a place to raise your family.

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