Clinton’s Iced Tea


a sweet iced tea that is considered the town drink of kearny, new jersey. since it is only sold in this town, many people travel far and wide for this awesome drink. though most people are very fond of this drink, others disagree and claim it tastes of cardboard and saliva. these people have obviously gone to the wrong place for their clinton’s.
connor: “hey john, wanna walk up to g&j’s to get a clinton’s iced tea?”
john: “h-ll no! the ones there taste like cardboard. i get mine at the midland dairy”

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