Clipboard Monkey


person who holds a clipboard outside nightclubs with a list of names who are on the guestlist.
that clipboard monkey reckons she’s of some sort of importance because she stands outside a nightclub all night with a list of names.

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    a member of a clique, usually a snotty group of hipsters with a lot of att-tude who exclude and ignore you because you do not meet their standards of coolness. don’t even try talking to the cliquesters; they’re -ssholes.

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    sh-tting yourself a lot especially in theme parks what is that curry sauce in my pants oh no i’ve pulled a kelsie

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    being unable to get into a parking spot while parallel parking. in honor of meadow soprano in the final episode of the sopranos. i totally pulled a meadow trying to park. took me four tries.

  • Clitasty

    something that is extremely enjoyable and unexpectedly pleasant, such as a tasty cl-t man, that guacamole was cl-tasty!

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