Clit Clot
(n.) the cl-t clot is a zulu s-xual maneuver studied only recently by western anthropologists in the past decade. when observed, many it could be described as a “…banging of the drums, the rhythm of the coming war. it starts the primal urges, causing the v-g-n-l juice to flow.” the act itself appears similar to the donkey punch in theory, however in practice, the hunter faces his vulnerable victim, and the punch is targeted at the mainframe of the female: the cl-t. cl-toris.
lady gaga requested a cl-t clot.
when a person stops their female friend from hooking up with a male, similar to the “c-ck block”.
like oh my god… chelasea so cl-t clotted me last night and i am p-ssed.
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