Clit Dick
a cl-t-d-ck is a cl-t that is so absolutely gigantic that it could be mistaken for a d-ck. if you are unfortunate enough to have a cl-t-d-ck you could always come on down to the official cl-t-d-ck store, we sell all cl-t-d-ck accesories. get your cl-t-d-ck shampoo, vibrators and just in today snuggies with built in cl-t-d-ck hole.
me: hey guys what if some girl had like an 8 inch long cl-t, what would you do?
everyone: ohhhhhhhh come on get him the bow of shame, yous a b-m -ss cl-t-d-ck
male form:a p-n-s which is so small that it could be mistaken for a cl-toris if the sac weren’t underneath it.
female form: a cl-toris that is either overly large naturally or has been altered by years of abuse to the point that it takes on the look of an adolescent p-n-s.
male form: “wow that’s a cl-t d-ck.”
female form: “wow that’s a cl-t d-ck.” lol
a man with a d-ck no more than 3 inches long
he pulled down his pants and she exclaimed, “i’ve seen cl-ts bigger than that”! you have a cl-t d-ck…!!!
an insult to be used against a man, implies that his d-ck is the size of a cl-t.
john, you’re a cl-td-ck.
a cl-toris so large that it resembles a small p-n-s.
my neighbor has a cl-t d-ck.
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