clit eater


a lesbian.
joe: “d-mn dogg, check out the b-tch with the short spiky hair. she’d give a dog a bone. i think i’ll go ask her to dinner…i wonder what she’d like to eat.”
bob: “she just wanna eat tw-t, man, that b-tch be munching on the carpet.”
joe: “whatever man, you just jealous.”
(walks over to girl)
joe: “so…how about you and me go and…”
girl: “sorry, i’m a cl-t eater.”
joe: “ok…”
bob: “told you…straight up dyk-.”
someone who eats a cl-toris
man homy over der is a cl-t-eater

Read Also:

  • Clittin'

    alternate spelling and pr-nunciation of bill clinton’s last name. originated from george carlin. “i don’t call him clinton, i call him cl-ttin’. c-l-i-tee…t-i-n-apostrophee” ~george carlin

  • Clitwood

    1) where all the sorost-tutes and so-hoes of texas tech live cindy: “i hear sara is living in cl-twood.” mary: “yeah. only sl-ts live there, so it suits her.” the swelling, enlargement or hardening of the cl-toris; always -ssociated with s-xual arousal that guy across the room with the tight -ss and the gorgeous smile, […]

  • Clonder

    a group of blonde girls, usually more than 4. hey dude there’s no -ss at this party. think i saw a clonder in the kitchen.

  • Clop-Block

    a hybrid of c-ck-block and clopping within the my little pony: friendship is magic fandom. sam: omg spike, gtfo. stop being such a flarity clop-block! — al: rainbow dash is such a clop-block to all other ships. that playa.

  • Coattail Thank You

    any additional thank you’s added to an original thank you. a coattail thank you requires less sincerity and initiative. boy 1: hey dad, thanks for buying us this yacht! boy 2: yeah thanks. boy 1: you’re stealing my thank you! that was a coattail thank you!


Disclaimer: clit eater definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.