Clit Hater
a male that claims to be heteros-xual but is extremely vocal about his distaste for the female cl-toris. he props up the illusion of his heteros-xuality by relying solely on his negativity and uncanny ability to belittle others.
every time i feel down, i just remember how much jake geer is a cl-t hater and then i perk right up!
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