clit mallet
a reference to pulling your p-n-s out during s-x with a girl and repeatedly smashing her cl-t using your c-ck as a mallet!
i pounded her with my cl-t mallet until she squirted then slipped it back in the c-ck socket!
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when you’re watching p-rn on your phone and someone keeps texting you, and you feel obligated to reply. a dong respond is that slow, one handed, typed out reply to those pesky messages interrupting your self-loving. ugh alex just texted me, i’m gonna have to pull a dong respond.
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when c-m dries on your skin, and it looks like scales. “wow, rumpelstiltskin you’ve got some scaly c-mskin, bro.”
- chinese hospital
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- tony gillman
a name for a geometry teacher who hates all students. often times calls students “mindless peasants”. most of the time teaches way too fast for any student to understand. omg, don’t be a tony gillman!