Clit Snickers
a woman you meet at a bar, usually a large, plump college chic whom has been drinking cheap beer and eating all of the sh-tty bars cheap peanuts. after buying her more cheap beer, and watching her gorge on free peanuts, you bring her home in the wee hours of the morning. while she uses your bathroom, the sh-ts peanuts, and does not wipe correctly, smearing peanuts, sh-t, and cheap beer sludge on her p-ssy and cl-toris. you try and lick that p-ssy, but soon find out she has cl-t snickers, a p-ssy filled with peanuts and fecal matter. you opt to just f-ck the pig.
i was about to suck kelly’s p-ssy, but that b-tch had a raging case of cl-t snickers, peanuts and all.
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