Clit-tard
someone, usually male, who is s-xually inadequate and possibly has a tiny d-ck and is something of stranger to women’s best friend that is the cl-toris and couldn’t find a g-spot on a radar.
lad; “hey baby, how about a good time?”
l-ss; “why don’t you f-ck off to whatever little f-cking sewer you crawled out of you sad, pathetic, smelly, borderline queer little cl-t-tard!”
a person, usually a republican male, with a developmental disorder that hampers his ability to locate the cl-toris on a female s-x partner.
laura was a real crabby b-tch because her husband george was such a cl-ttard.
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