clitcuzzi


much like the popular ballcuzzi (see ballcuzzi) a cl-tcuzzi involves the dipping of a flascitated cl-toris into a styrofoam cup filled with lukewarm liquid. (for increased festivity use eggnog as the liquid.) simultaneously blow air through a straw to generate jacuzzi-like bubbles.
d-mn son that biocth loves getting cl-tcuzzi’s all day err day.

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