clitical


a female m-st-rb-t–n website, cl-tical dot com, that encourages everyone to learn more about the female body and how to make it work for you.

can also be used as adjective such as ‘get cl-tical’ which means you need to learn something about a woman’s body.
i dated joey, but he needs to get cl-tical before he tries to get someone else in bed. he is all show, and no pony, if you know what i mean. he acts like he knows what a woman is, but he surely couldn’t find the important bits on my body!
a place that every man or woman should go to, it will turn you into a s-x god if you read enough of it. even if you’re s-xually ignorant, inexperienced, good, however good you may be, it will make you better.
tommy couldn’t even get his girlfriend off and they did it once a month, then he went to cl-tical, and now she’s screaming his name every night.

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