Clitini


the act of pouring vodka over the cl-torus letting it run into the v-g-n- and drinking or lapping the vodka untill gone.
i’ll have a nice dry cl-tini, stirred not shaken please
a drink so girly, it might as well make you a woman.
dude, we’re all drinking beer and you’re sitting here with a cl-tini.
the cl-tini was a unique and s-xy take on the traditional bikini which had a top to cover the br–sts like a traditional bikini, but the bottom part that covers the v-g-n- was made into a tiny triangle, just big enough to cover a ladies cl-toris, hence the name cl-tini.
the cl-tini was invented by the founder of the hardcore adult magazine private, berth milton snr. although the invention never went into commercial production, prototype versions were worn by models who were photographed by milton for the magazine

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