clitloaf


when a girl gets so excited when her cl-toris is stimulated that she involuntarily squeezes out a t-rd. this has actually happened to many guys. believe it or not!
i was going down on a girl last night. that constipated b-tch started quivering,and then she produced a cl-tloaf that had me bugging out immediately.

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