clitomancy
1. the act of bringing a elderly woman (usually over 80) to -rg-smic climax.
2. bringing a dead cl-t back to life.
a man who specializes in the art of arousing older women is a “cl-tomancer”.
cl-tomancy often occurs at bingo night.
q: that guy is under 40, what’s he doing at the retirement home bingo night?
a: that cl-tomancer has been coming to bingo for 3 years and leaves with a different woman every night.
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