clitoscopy
when someone looks very close at a cl-t, as through a microscope
“looks like you’re gonna need a cl-toscopy susan, no question about it.” or “yep, she’s due for the old cl-toscopy’
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- Clonkey
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- cluepon
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- Clump Dump
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