Clitsaurus Vulvalopolous
a holiday that takes place on the first of november, created by t-tsiffulus the bodacious.
it’s way better than the samhain sabbat.
“today is the samhain sabbat, and i stayed home sick. g-d d-mn.”
“oh, you must be an arrogant -ss, because you aren’t excited for t-tsrfun day, originally cl-tsaurus v-lv-lopolous, tomorrow.”
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