clitutoris
a person who instructs another about the location, stimulation, care for and general wonderment of the female cl-toris.
he attempted to tongue-punch my fart box, so i became his cl-tutoris and showed him how to make me c-m. then i came all over his face and chest because i am a good cl-tutoris.
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