Clobbered
beaten decisively. when applied to a person, it usually refers to a fistfight. inanimate objects that have been clobbered are unlikely to be repairable.
synonyms: thrashed, beaten, smashed, destroyed
urbandictionary.com’s reputation is being clobbered by bad definitions.
to be in the prescence of a b-lls-naked ray childress (ex-houston oiler), perfecting a yoga pose in the steamroom at the houstonian gym, while trading stocks via cell phone.
i want to go stretch in the steamroom but ray childress is in there and i don’t want to get “clobbered.”
to be completely out of your mind intoxicated.
last night i drank a lot of alcohol, i was clobbered.
i really wanna get clobbered at the party this weekend.
the feeling given to a h-m-s-xual male after having his -rs- feltched and then p-ssionately kissing his male partner (the feltcher).
tom let bill have his way with him and finish in his -rs-, when bill flipped him over to p-ssionately kiss him. tom could taste himself…the sensation was overpowering..as he calm down he layed back sighed, “i’m so clobbered”
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