clobumia
a deep-seated feeling of well-being, like happiness but not temporary; like contentment but more proactive.
my life is just perfect right now. i have a nice case of clob-mia.
the state of uber after-s-x-liness.
brought about by a popular mysp-ce blogger flick my bean in a blog playing “s-xy” music that caused all readers to get their groove on.
“wow, cheryl, you won’t believe the night i had. richard worked my hoohoos so well, and let’s just say i worked my magic too; we were both left in clob-mia for hours afterwards.”
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