Clod Ballz
a creepy (or is it cute..?) little old dude who has made a gigantic poster of himself in order to advertise a super bowl party, and has thusly become a cult phenomenon on the internet. his head is often superimposed on someone else’s body to create amusing images, a process known as “clodding.” many agree that he is the quintessential s-xy beast.
did you see that picture of clod ballz in a thong? man, that’s one s-xy beast!
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