Cloeca


the universal orifice of a bird. a bird can p-ss p-ss, sh-t, or eggs though the same universal orifice.
a person who talks so much is said to eventually sound like they are spewing sh-t, p-ss, and eggs through the same universal orifice…thier mouth. shut your cloeca. your cloeca has a malfunctioning fart/sh-t separator. your cloeca is running in overdrive.

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