Clohsasexual


basically broken down into closet-s-xual, refers to a man or woman that is married, has children, and is “in the closet” about his/her s-xual feelings. basically, a parent is a h-m-s-xual and people only -ssume since no confirmation has been given.
“dude, look at that guy’s flip flops. those kids of his don’t mean nothin’.”
“yeah dude, total clohsas-xual.”

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