Cloink


someone who thinks they are jesus//jebus but isnt. invented by emma love and stephanie roden;; it can be used if someone is full of themselves. fake jesus.
guy-“yeah i’m so cool, i’m probably like the hottest person alive and stuff.”
girl- “you cloink you…”

-or-
guy-“i’m jesus!”
girl-“no your not! your a bl–dy cloink!”

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