Clompclomp
a girl who is extremely fat and never showers. the clompclomp typically looks like a man, has horrible acne and is socially rejected from everybody. the clompclomp’s natural habitat is in the cafeteria and usually feasts on chef boyardee ravioli. it could also swallow a baby whole if it was hungry enough. it is also known that its hair can store many of her personal items because it is frizzy enough. n-body dares to step in her territory or else they will be sucked into her bottomless black hole.
did you smell the clompclomp today? it smells like she slept with her dead grandma!
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