Cloning the Woolly Mammoth
s-x act where a hairy males back is shaved then the shavings are taken and placed into a condom which the male wears during s-x. after he -j-c-l-t-s into the condom the mixture is poured on his partners back.
brenda shaved my back and then i wound up cloning the woolly mammoth all over her back.
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