close, but no bananas
a variation of the more familiar, ‘close, but no cigar.’
the little known phrase sp-wned from a conversation between a group of intellects in a small neighborhood bar on a weeknight. however, its true origin would be the confused mind of meredith.
traditionally a phrase used by competing golfers. the new variation has yet to be clearly defined, but is -ssumed to be condescending.
guy: wait, isn’t this song a rolling stones cover?
girl: um close, but no bananas
guy: …???
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