close call


when something almost happens. especially something bad, like a collision or social mishap.
jerry experienced a close call when he was sailing on his boat and a strong gale knocked down his mast and missed his head by a hair.
that moment when you’re pulling your pants down and sitting on a toilet at the same time, and your sh-t starts.
guy 1: man that was a close call, i wasn’t even fully on the toilet.

guy 2: did you make a mess?

guy 1: a little bit, but at least we’re in macdonald’s.
when something bad (usually near death experiences) happens because you are doing something you shouldn’t be doing.
man, i had about twenty close calls this past year because i have been smoking all this time. a person like me was never supposed to smoke in the first place. wtf!!!!!

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