closed casket
a funeral where the casket is closed, most likely because the body is so brutaly f-cked up that it would be to unbearable to see the body in such f-cked up condition
juan: d-mn that ese julio’s death was some f-cked up sh-t holmes
jose: i know este guey got slashed up in his face and sh-t.. his whole face and sh-t is looking f-cked up and sh-t
juan: yep.. his funeral will be closed casket
jose: yep r.i.p. ese julio
maria: d-mn im f-ckin h-rny will u guys bust a nut in my big -ss t-ties?
juan: d-mn your f-cked up chica! your husband just died! arent u sad?
jose: i’ll do it f-ck that sh-t!
when a male -j-c-l-t-s on a females eyelid and is therefore unable to open them.
‘yo son, you heard what jack did to betty last night?’
‘na, what?’
‘homie gave her a “closed casket” and put that sh-t on world star!’
‘wow…smh.’
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