closet adjacent
a male who displays h-m-s-xual tendancies, but still has s-x with women.
don: “hey. have you met that johnny kid? that guys seems pretty gay.”
ray: “yeah, but he’s banging my sister, so maybe he’s closet adjacent.”
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