Closet Beagle
usually found in the mid-west, a renouned breed of dog that resides 100% of it’s life in a “ginger”‘s closet. the closet beagle and the ginger usually bond for life, creating an inner world of fantasy and illusions. the most notable closet beagle was “bagel”, owned by a ginger in kansas, bagel became the mascot of mid-west started “kult”, a transendental meditaion group whos core value set revolves around the duality of man.
you know, ben certainly is a closet beagle, always alone and only -ssociates with gingers.
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