closet bromosexual
any person who is in the process of becoming a bro by completing bro trials or other equal feats to achieve the t-tle of “bro”. i.e, someone who wants to be a bro but is incapable at the moment. these people might be:
1. nerds
2. girls
3. people over the age of 27
bro 1: bro, that nerd is starting to bulk up.
bro 2: yeah man, i think i saw him at the gym the other. with out his books!
bro 1: dude, he’s totes a closet bromos-xual.
bro 1: dude my friend emily is totes one of the guys, she even hooked me up with her hot friend!
bro 2: nice bro, that’s one of the biggest bro trials to complete. she is such a closet bromos-xual!
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