closet camping


1) getting f-cked up and camping in your walk in closet with a group of friends, while rolling b-lls!
2) taking a sh-t load of tabs and after along night, going into camp the closet and snort more tabs
3) f-cking a b-tch in your walk in closet while wearing your mom’s old 80s neon colored jacket.
we fired up that pert blunt and popped a few white apples.. then the 6 of us went closet camping for about 4 hours until 9 am.

yeah man, i sh-t on that b-tches’ chest the other night when her and i closet camped.. i blew my load in her hair too!

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