Closet Chaser
an in the closet chubby chaser.
fat chick’s friend-“how was your date?!?!”
fat chick-“it was good, he’s realy into me but i think he’s embaressed to be seen with me.”
fat chick’s friend-“you mean, he’s a closet chaser?!?!”
fat chick-“yep, another one.”
someone who chases men or women behind their partner’s back, and who has a rep of being a great person that can do no wrong.
marty is such a closet chaser. his wife is so gorgeous, but he still chases other women to inflate his ego.
no way, man!
yep, he’s a closet chaser, a real hypocrite.
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