Closet dick


a male who appears to be friendly but turns out to be a m-ssive -sshole when you really get to know him
i thought he was a really nice guy, but he’s secretly a m-ssive closet d-ck.

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    when a flamboyant male h-m-s-xual (queen) animatedly grabs at their neck to express disbelief or bewilderment. after it was announced that he was runner up in the talent contest, sabation screamed out “well i never” and was seen clutching the pearls as he stormed off the stage.

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    the amount of men a girl has slept with. girl 1: if you had to say, what is the total of your c-ckquest? girl 2: about 5 or 6 refers to the collection of women a man has had s-x with, i.e has ‘conquered’ with his c-ck. the term does imply a sense of pride […]

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    whenever you burn or correct someone. “ayy yo gurl so ugly. i just cookpotted you!” “sh-t son.” “cookpotted!”


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