closet faggot


an extremely feminine male, who denies that he’s gay – even though everyone already believe that he is.

signs include
1. frequent use of emoticons
2. hanging out mostly with females
3. when hanging with males secretly checks them out
4. will openly tell a guy that “he’s handsome, no h-m-.”
derrick- “i saw ian talking about b-tterflies on his facebook page earlier.”
alex- “he is seriously the biggest closet f-ggot ever.”
an extremely manly guy, who denies that he’s gay – even though everyone already believe that he is.

signs include:

penn state fan
1.jerry sandusky closet f-ggot- penn state scandal

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