Closet Fascist


closet fascist- someone who claims to be a republican, but when that person speaks he/she resembles h-tler.
joe wurzelbacher-“to be honest with you, i don’t think journalists should be anywhere allowed war . i liked back in world war i and world war ii, when you’d go to the theater and you’d see your troops on the screen and everyone would be real excited and happy for them,” this means joe wurzelbacher is a “closet fascist”

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