closet fuckboy
someone who looks like a gentleman but is actually a f-ckboy
“that guy looks really nice”
“hes not he is really closet f-ckboy”
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- richard lewis
the best of all the richards. usually funny and sweet, but not good at expressing his feelings unless it’s anger. very smart with everything he does and a born leader. he is a very loyal and caring person. physically are very handsome and strong. genetically gifted. long. wow, it’s richard , wow!!! it’s richard lewis.
- alexander james
a nerd who is slightly adorable. he has a wonderful sense of humor despite is pessimistic att-tude. he is a self-doubter with a great accent. he has an uncanny likeness to many other people. he has some very depressing backstory. me: there goes that alexander james someone: isnt that guy weird?
- grunley
synonym for attractive, pretty, or hot. typically used to describe someone that another person likes. tyrone: hey billy why do you like that girl? billy: i think she’s grunley and has a good personality. tyrone: oh alright.
- meyerhoffing
the act off masturbating in a friends washroom whilst using the homeowners i-pod to relieve themselves with p-rnographic videos. after one of my homies was in the washroom for an hour i began to worry. i opened the washroom door and to my dismay, i stumbled upon him meyerhoffing vigorously.